All the sentiment without having to wound some poor unsuspecting tree.

For inspiration boards, receipt storage, or pretty thumbtack display.

Return the rhinestone heart pendant.

Now you can offer to carry her books.

The stand offers a hiding place for your power strip.

Subtle sentiment.

Something for her, something for you.

A gift that says, “May I see you naked please?” without suggesting that she would honor that request regardless of the inquisitor.

Just once, a little girl should get exactly what she’s dreaming of.

The most profound argument for tangible address files I’ve seen in a long while.

I love collators like this because they’re so Gal Friday. Use yours for files you like to keep close at hand.

Be my Manly Valentine.

Use them to track copy errors in the big report. Or to mark where you left off in Wired. Or to create more nuanced Post-It note wall art.