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Super-villain meets Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

Why do we only use advent calendars in December again?

I want a beach shack just so I can hang this on the door as a holiday wreath.

You’ll wear holes in this. And then I’d advise you to get some pretty brooches to cover up the holes so you can keep wearing it.

Good evening, sunshine.

If you don’t have boobs, the neckline that plunges to your navel is elegant.

You knew you should have kept all your big sister’s clothes.

Phillip Lim Silk Sequined T-shirt Dress? $895 Black stockings? $15 Eating an entire turkey without sucking your gut in for photos? Priceless.

Could you stand in the middle of the room and spin for me? Thanks.

Your kid just asked Santa for a calculator and a ledger.

Bake these hollow pie birds into your Thanksgiving pies to let them vent. Also, for adorableness.

If you can tolerate an entire evening of people singing “Lady in Red” without it ruining the dress for you, you’re qualified.

The little black dress in red.

Awesome with baby leggings and a pair of pumps.

Here’s the thing. If you can’t remember your own name, it’s probably better that you can’t find your wine glass.

I would personally use these year round. If you feel compelled to have seasonal wine glass charms, it may be time to tithe.

Back to basics, drunkards.

The yoke on this is leather. Good thing you’re such a badass.

So fun to dance in. Or make out in.

OK, it’s not your thing. But she’ll remember her princess dress forever.

Business up front, party in the back.

You’re drinking a Cosmo because it matches your outfit. Does that make it better or worse?