August 2004

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  • Candy Cigarettes

    Candy-cigarettes

    Return to a time when parents gave their children cap guns, Cracker Jacks still had swallowable toys inside, and you could buy candy shaped like a carcinogen. Candy cigarettes sure take you back. They may taste like sugared chalk, but the nostalgia factor is off the charts. Lean against the nearest wall, dig for your imaginary lighter, and lift one to your lips. When the powdered-sugar smoke goes straight up your nose, double over in a fit of uncontrollable coughing. Now that’s satisfaction.

    $6 at Candy Warehouse | Buy

    (24-count box)

    | Posted 30 Aug, 2004 in August 2004 by Margaret Mason