Are you pasty? Try these now. True, the name sounds vaguely gynecological, but trust me. They’ll make you all golden and glowy. I’ve used all kinds of self-tanning products in every price range. They smell foul, they’re impossible to apply, they leave weird bruise-like color blobs, or they flat-out don’t work. These self-tanning towelettes are heavenly. I keep them around for special occasions, and use one towelette for my face, neck, shoulders, chest, and arms. The color change happens about three hours later. It’s noticeable, and very natural. Just rip open the towelette, wipe on the self-tanner, and throw the little towel away. No awful smells, no messy creams, no weird streaking, and you only have to wait ten minutes before you get dressed. George Hamilton, watch your back.