April 2005
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Asian Serving Tray
You don’t have breakfast in bed enough. Sunday mornings should be all about pajamas, The New York Times, and buttery toast. Maybe the problem is that you don’t have a dreamy breakfast tray. This one is made of solid wood and has hand-carved legs. Live the dream.
(No longer available.)
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Storage Bench
You can’t have enough places to shove the dirty clothes when guests are on their way over.
(No longer available.)
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Strapless Sandals
A handsome pair of mandals! These are leather with rubber soles, and oh, how they call to your inner gladiator.
$118 at Kenneth Cole | Buy
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Magazine Rack
If you ever wished your bathroom could look more like a doctor’s office waiting room, consider this stainless steel magazine rack. It keeps your magazines tidy and at ready. Mounting hardware included.
$313 at Room and Company | Buy
(No longer available.)
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Notepaper Holder
Nothing can ultimately replace Post-Its, but this looks so much cooler on your desk.
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Globe Floor Lamp
This 100-watt lamp rests on the floor and is made of resin and fiberglass. After a few months, it cracks open like an egg and a slender, large-eyed woman emerges.
$1,900 at Sprout Home | Buy
(No longer available.)
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Dysentery T-Shirt
I never thought the game-nostalgia merchandise craze would extend to Oregon Trail, but this shirt proves me wrong. I linked out to Bitter Shirts because they made it, and therefore have the best price on it, but the Busted Tees shirt description is not to be missed:
“You bought 1350 lbs of this shirt but you can only carry 200 back to the wagon.”
$15 at Bitter Shirts | Buy
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Johnny Cash Onesie
QUICK PICK Comes in a full range of kid sizes, I just find the onesie most amusing.
$15 at Trendy Tadpole | Buy
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Petrie Sofa
Quite possibly the perfect sofa. OK, don’t get it in white unless you have no pets or kids and you don’t eat frequently. But otherwise, perfect.
$1,399 at Crate and Barrel | Buy
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Peter Hollister Pant
ON SALE Why rummage at the thrift store, when you can have a brand new, stain-free pair of hipster golf pants. Now this is livin’.
$52 at Urban Outfitters | Buy
(Regularly $69)
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T-Shirt Quilts
If your significant other has been after you to ditch your decrepit collection of concert tees, there may be hope. Stitch’T makes quilts out of old T-shirts, and you can even ask them to make a custom quilt out of your old T-shirts. Get yourself a cozy throw and open up some closet space.
(Price varies by size.)
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The Big Dot Leash
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Volcano
Kids love blowing things up. Provide them with a safe outlet for their destructive impulses, and perhaps you can distract them long enough to hide the breakables.
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Ice Cream Scoop
The perfect ice cream scoop. Tie a ribbon around the handle, and pick up a pint of gourmet ice cream on your way over. You will be invited back.
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Everything is Illuminated
by Jonathan Safran Foer Please read this book, it’s exceptionally satisfying. An excerpt: “She always saw through him, as if he were just another window. She always felt that she knew everything about him, that could be known-not that he was simple, but that he was knowable, like a list of errands, like an encyclopedia. He had a birthmark on the third toe of his left foot. He wasn’t able to urinate if someone could hear him. He thought cucumbers were good enough, but pickles were delicious–so absolutely delicious, in fact, that he questioned whether they were, indeed made from cucumbers, which were only good enough. He hadn’t heard of Shakespeare, but Hamlet sounded familiar. He liked making love from behind. That, he thought, was about as nice as it gets. He had never kissed anyone besides his mother and her… He had never seen another man naked, and so had no idea if his body was normal. The word “butterfly” made him blush, although he didn’t know why… He admired magicians more after learning the secrets of their tricks.”
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Tamara Hensick Big Wishes Wishbone
What do you wish for your loved ones? Health, Joy, Prosperity. Welcome babies into the world, wish your girlfriend well at her new job, get your brother’s married life off to a solid start. You can give them as is, or attach your own tag with a wish written out.
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