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Man-Eating Shark
HALLOWEEN COSTUME GUIDE
(Knock knock)
Yes?
Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
What?
Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Who is it?
(pause)Flowers.
Flowers for whom?
Plumber, ma’am.
I don’t need a plumber. You’re that clever shark, aren’t you?
(pause)Candygram.
Candygram, my foot. Get out of here before I call the police. You’re the shark, and you know it.
I’m only a dolphin, ma’am.
A dolphin? Well…okay.
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