January 2009
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Blank Nesting Dolls
Leave them unadorned, or decoupage with the family photos.
$12 at Reform School
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Gort Robot
Enjoy his company. Until he rises up and enslaves you.
$30 at Pearl River
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Carma Sutra: The Auto-Erotic Handbook
Relive your high school years, this time with less fumbling.
$11 at Amazon
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Patent Slingback
Yes, they’re pricey, but you’ll never take them off. If you know what I mean.
$665 at Bergdorf Goodman
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Pocket Rocket
It’s not a neck massager, it’s a vibrator – for your vagina. It’s small, non-threatening, and not shaped like a penis. Start here.
$29 at Good Vibrations
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Snooz Airline Style Mask
In this instance, we’re hoping the blindfold won’t help you fall asleep.
$2 at dreamessentials.com
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I’m Your Valentine Silk Scarf
You choose whether to wear it tied around your neck or your wrists.
$45 at Expressions in Silk
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The Guide To Doing Me
Don’t make me say it out loud.
A book that let’s you fill in your preferences and indicate your preferred erogenous zones.
$10 at Urban Outfitters
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Erotic Massage: 50 Sexy Techniques to Get You in the Mood
Turns out your high school health textbook skipped over a few things.
$12 at Amazon
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Yes, No, Maybe Ring
Let the ring decide your fate.
$10 at fred flare
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Spanking Ruler Teach Me A Lesson
Your uniform skirt is much shorter than regulation, and it’s landed you in the principal’s office again.
$13 at Coco De Mer
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Alessi Condom Box
Is he subtle, or slutty? I guess it depends on how long you’ve known him.
$50 at Alessi
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Curtail Cardigan Sweater
The ultimate boyfriend sweater.
$89 at Penguin Clothing
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Naughty Valentine
You’d like that, wouldn’t you?
$3 at Clementine Press
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Tender Love Satin and Rhinestone Heart Pasties
You’ll also want to track down some big ostrich-feather fans. Ebay?
$17 at Gothfox Designs
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Whale Pitcher
Now where can I find a Jonah action figure to set afloat in the sangria?
$95 at Jonathan Adler
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Pascal Knit Scarf
A pop of color to wear with a slate-gray sweater. Jaunty.
$50 at Penguin Clothing
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Rockstar Headphone Splitter
Share your iPod with up to five people, or access songs from multiple sources.
$28 at Flight 001

