October 2009
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Custom Shower Curtain
The thought crosses your mind every time you’re in the shower anyway.
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Moody Blues Coat
Buy it now so you can rock your sexy Sherlock Holmes costume on Halloween.
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Henri
Henri is a ground squirrel. Presumably a French ground squirrel, but it’s hard to tell.
$65 at Melissa the Taxidermist | Buy
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Fin- Luxury Black Organic Wool Winter Coat
Expensive, but inspirational. Flip the collar up for some serious wicked-witch-meets-sailor-girl action.
$1,008 at Fashion Conscience | Buy
(Price converted from British Pound.)
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Lenticular Man Portrait
“Kindly step all the way in please, and make room for everyone. There’s no turning back now.”
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The Goldie Trench
Helps offset your Seasonal Affective Disorder.
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Thing, Please Pass the Salt
Seat Morticia next to Gomez, but keep Pugsley and Wednesday apart.
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Phrenology Head Model
Now you can read your friends’ head lumps with more scientific accuracy.
$30 at DY Home Decor | Buy
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Watcher Felt Doll
It’s only a voodoo doll if that’s how you choose to use it.
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Betsey Johnson Fre-knit-ic Energy Coat
Winnie Cooper is so jealous right now.
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Middle Head Light Box
Mood lighting.
What mood are you trying to evoke, exactly?
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Bobcat Stalking Straight
So. You’re really, really into Halloween decorations. You live on a block where you compete with the neighbors, and you play to win. I have an idea so genius that I’m a little loathe to share with the Internet.
As it turns out, taxidermy animal forms look like freakish, deformed, ghost animals, and they are widely available on the Internet.
Uplight one in the front window, weatherproof them (Maybe they’re already weatherproof? I don’t work with dead animals much.) and have an army of animal ghosts in your yard. Genuinely terrifying.
Bwahahahahaha.
$67 at Van Dyke's | Buy
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I Brake for Robot Zombies: hand printed letterpress poster
Eat your brain, or use it as a battery? Decisions, decisions.
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Poor Yorick
For an upscale Halloween centerpiece, elevate this skull lantern on a platter wreathed in red roses. The rest of the year it can accent your Mexican pottery collection, or play a minor part in the high school production of Hamlet.
$62 at Field Museum | Buy
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Human Glass Eyes
I think those grapes are watching me. Your cheese tray is creeping me out.
$10 at Paxton Gate | Buy
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Orb Weaver Real Frame
You can almost hear the eerie child’s voice singing, “The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout…”
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Bloody Rustic Lantern
Mom? Mooom? Haley tried to put out the camping lantern with her Kool Aid again.
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Jellyfish Fiber Brooch
$22 at Hare and Drum | Buy



























