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Cheers Gocco Art Card Set with Beer Opener
An exceptional New Year’s sentiment.
$14 at Two Guitars
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Pancake & Franks Pine Needles
So simple, at first these pine needles read as abstract.
$17 at Greer Chicago
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Color Wheel Holiday Cards
Pine needles, sugar plums, icicles, peppermint – every color goes with a bit of holiday nostalgia. So good.
$17 at Paper Source
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Eight Fall Acorns
Pin the corner of your place card to a felted acorn in the center of each plate. Now there’s no chance that your mom will end up next to Aunt Martha, which is better for everyone involved.
$16 at Fairyfolk Needle
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Jaw Vegan Soap
Seems kind of counter-intuitive that it’s vegan, no?
$8 at Etsy
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Custom Headless Portrait
Not just any old decapitated head silhouette, a personalized decapitated head silhouette.
$19 at Etsy
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Set of 2 Zombie Silhouettes
I would make another zombie joke, but I’m afraid the Internet will start throwing things at me.
$60 at Target
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Bobcat Stalking Straight
So. You’re really, really into Halloween decorations. You live on a block where you compete with the neighbors, and you play to win. I have an idea so genius that I’m a little loathe to share with the Internet.
As it turns out, taxidermy animal forms look like freakish, deformed, ghost animals, and they are widely available on the Internet.
Uplight one in the front window, weatherproof them (Maybe they’re already weatherproof? I don’t work with dead animals much.) and have an army of animal ghosts in your yard. Genuinely terrifying.
Bwahahahahaha.
$67 at Van Dyke's
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Poor Yorick
For an upscale Halloween centerpiece, elevate this skull lantern on a platter wreathed in red roses. The rest of the year it can accent your Mexican pottery collection, or play a minor part in the high school production of Hamlet.
$62 at Field Museum
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Half a Bat
This would look spectacular in the belfry.
$23 at Etsy
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Human Glass Eyes
I think those grapes are watching me. Your cheese tray is creeping me out.
$10 at Paxton Gate
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Orb Weaver Real Frame
You can almost hear the eerie child’s voice singing, “The itsy-bitsy spider climbed up the water spout…”
$45 at Etsy
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Bloody Rustic Lantern
Mom? Mooom? Haley tried to put out the camping lantern with her Kool Aid again.
$15 at Target
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Braaaains
Zombie mobile!
Why didn’t they have any of this useful stuff when your kids were newborns?
$30 at Salty and Sweet
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Kraft Paper Notepad
Your grocery lists are gorgeous.
$12 at Anthropologie
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Letterpress Friendship Card
I would trade two of my other friends for you.
$4 at Sycamore Street Press
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Papermate Pink Pearl Eraser
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Pencil case/zipper pouch
God save the queen. And all of her graphite.
$10 at Sea Breeze Studio
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Nature Exploration Agate Notebook
Here’s what. When it comes to Oh Joy! there’s nothing you don’t want.
$14 at Oh Joy Studio
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Orange Petals Bookplates
If you’re lending the book, you can’t genuinely expect to get it back. You can, however, increase the guilt factor of not returning it.
$20 at Avie's Shop
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