My Kinky Valentine

Cupid made a list, and it seems you’ve been very naughty this year.

Keep up the good work with our kinky Valentine’s Day picks. Roses are for suckers.

| Posted: 02 Feb, 2009 by Margaret Mason

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• Feather Tickler

  

  The fourteen-year-old me is delighted to note that this is made from real cockrel feathers.

  $16 at Coco De Mer | Buy

  

  | Posted 02 Feb, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Astroglide Glycerin and Paraben Free

  

  The best lubricant on the market is now available without glycerin or parabens. That means fewer allergic reactions for the sensitive flowers, and more slip-and-slide for the paraben aware.

  Worry-free orgasms for everyone!

  $8 at Amazon | Buy

  (For two bottles.)

  

  | Posted 02 Feb, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Give Me an Inch Valentine

  

  At the very least. Am I right, ladies?

  $4 at Thomas Printers | Buy

  

  | Posted 02 Feb, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Carma Sutra: The Auto-Erotic Handbook

  

  Relive your high school years, this time with less fumbling.

  $11 at Amazon | Buy

  

  | Posted 29 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Patent Slingback

  

  Yes, they’re pricey, but you’ll never take them off. If you know what I mean.

  $665 at Bergdorf Goodman | Buy

  

  | Posted 29 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Pocket Rocket

  

  It’s not a neck massager, it’s a vibrator – for your vagina. It’s small, non-threatening, and not shaped like a penis. Start here.

  $29 at Good Vibrations | Buy

  

  | Posted 29 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Snooz Airline Style Mask

  

  In this instance, we’re hoping the blindfold won’t help you fall asleep.

  $2 at dreamessentials.com | Buy

  

  | Posted 28 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• I’m Your Valentine Silk Scarf

  

  You choose whether to wear it tied around your neck or your wrists.

  $45 at Expressions in Silk | Buy

  

  | Posted 28 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• The Guide To Doing Me

  

  Don’t make me say it out loud.

  A book that let’s you fill in your preferences and indicate your preferred erogenous zones.

  $10 at Urban Outfitters | Buy

  

  | Posted 28 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Erotic Massage: 50 Sexy Techniques to Get You in the Mood

  

  Turns out your high school health textbook skipped over a few things.

  $12 at Amazon | Buy

  

  | Posted 28 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Yes, No, Maybe Ring

  

  Let the ring decide your fate.

  $10 at fred flare | Buy

  

  | Posted 27 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Spanking Ruler Teach Me A Lesson

  

  Your uniform skirt is much shorter than regulation, and it’s landed you in the principal’s office again.

  $13 at Coco De Mer | Buy

  

  | Posted 27 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Alessi Condom Box

  

  Is he subtle, or slutty? I guess it depends on how long you’ve known him.

  $50 at Alessi | Buy

  

  | Posted 27 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Naughty Valentine

  

  You’d like that, wouldn’t you?

  $3 at Clementine Press | Buy

  

  | Posted 26 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Tender Love Satin and Rhinestone Heart Pasties

  

  You’ll also want to track down some big ostrich-feather fans. Ebay?

  $17 at Gothfox Designs | Buy

  

  | Posted 26 Jan, 2009 by Margaret Mason