Presidential Election ‘08 Schwag

You’ve registered to vote, planted the lawn sign, signed up to do some outreach in your neighborhood. Now, where’s your guest soap molded in the shape of your preferred candidate?

That’s what we thought. You have some work to do, citizen.

| Posted: 01 Oct, 2008 by Margaret Mason

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• Pit Bull with Lipstick Tote Bag

  

  $20 at Cafe Press | Buy

  

  | Posted 01 Oct, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Little Democrat Reversible Pinafore

  

  Nothing is cuter than a tiny, toddling political billboard.

  (Comes in Republican too.)

  $21 at Three Yellow Starfish | Buy

  

  | Posted 01 Oct, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Barack Obama Paper Doll

  

  The Obama doll comes with his whole family, and the McCain paper doll comes with Cindy. Now all you need is a paper White House.

  $8 at Mostly Mary | Buy

  

  | Posted 30 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• John McCain Glow-in-the-Dark Bottle Stopper

  

  In case you need to drink in total darkness, which is not outside the realm of reason depending on how the election goes.

  (Obama stoppers available as well.)

  $10 at Rovakada | Buy

  

  | Posted 30 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Obama Nesting Dolls

  

  Five Obamas in Russian folk costumes! Sounds like a dream I’d have after a long night out at the bars.

  $48 at Your Backyard Decor | Buy

  

  | Posted 29 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Candidate Sock Monkeys

  

  The McCain one looks strangely albino for a sock monkey, but still. Why didn’t I think of this?

  $40 at The Sock Obama | Buy

  

  | Posted 29 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Election Protection Condoms

  

  You don’t want to bring a child into a world where the other guy is president.

  $12 at Condomania | Buy

  (For a dozen condoms.)

  

  | Posted 29 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Barack Obama Hand Silk Screened Tie

  

  The new power tie?

  Comes in lots of colors. Just like our nation.

  $10 at Lineology | Buy

  

  | Posted 26 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Woven Silk Republican Elephant Neckwear

  

  Republican elephants and stars show everyone how much you love America. As much as Alex P. Keaton, that’s how much.

  $40 at Paul Frederick Men's Style | Buy

  

  | Posted 26 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Vote Barack Obama Print

  

  Too cool to leave on your lawn.

  $15 at YeeHaw's Shop | Buy

  

  | Posted 25 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Nope Sticker 10 Pack

  

  Stickers that parody Obama’s Hope campaign message. For your Trapper Keeper.

  $10 at Dirty Bureau | Buy

  

  | Posted 25 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Obama Brooch

  

  Plastic buttons are so garish.

  $48 at silvercocoon | Buy

  

  | Posted 24 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Candidate Finger Puppets

  

  At long last, you’re the puppet master. Ice cream sandwiches for all of us! For all of us!

  $12 at Mullish Muse | Buy

  

  | Posted 24 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• American Presidential Heavyweight Wrestling Poster

  

  American Presidential Smackdown has such a nice ring to it.

  $250 at YeeHaw's Shop | Buy

  

  | Posted 23 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Pundit Necklace

  

  Holding forth at dinner parties is your job.

  $45 at Brookadelphia | Buy

  

  | Posted 23 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Patriotic Iron-On Patches

  

  Excellent for pinning your political identity on an unsuspecting infant.

  (Also comes in donkey.)

  $5 at tadpolecreations | Buy

  

  | Posted 22 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason

• Obama Soap

  

  Represent! With your hand soap.

  $20 at Windy's Creations | Buy

  

  | Posted 22 Sep, 2008 by Margaret Mason