Revenge Fantasy Holiday Dresses

You know your ex will be there with the new girlfriend. The new girlfriend is disasterously smart, and cute, and funny. All of which is making it impossible to hate her. But that doesn’t mean you can’t outdress her.

| Posted: 23 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

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• Deep V-Neck Knit Maxi Dress

  

  Wear it with stilettos and a couple of gardenias in your hair, or sandals and a sunhat. I love you, maxi dress.

  $100 at Martin and Osa | Buy

  

  | Posted 23 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Deco Dress

  

  OK, click through on this. You want it, and the thumbnail doesn’t do it justice

  $173 at Le Train Bleu | Buy

  

  | Posted 20 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Technical taffeta dress

  

  Super-villain meets Breakfast at Tiffany’s.

  $975 at Net-a-Porter | Buy

  (by FENDI)

  

  | Posted 20 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• GLITTER DRESS

  

  You’ll wear holes in this. And then I’d advise you to get some pretty brooches to cover up the holes so you can keep wearing it.

  $240 at Built by Wendy | Buy

  

  | Posted 19 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• BCBGMAXAZRIA Draped Stretch Satin Dress

  

  Good evening, sunshine.

  $124 at Nordstrom | Buy

  (Was: $248.00)

  

  | Posted 19 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Keemia Audrey Dress

  

  If you don’t have boobs, the neckline that plunges to your navel is elegant.

  $490 at Sunday Brunch Dress Shop | Buy

  

  | Posted 19 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Night Time Tiered Ruffle Dress

  

  You knew you should have kept all your big sister’s clothes.

  $338 at Built by Wendy | Buy

  

  | Posted 19 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Silk sequined T-shirt dress

  

  Phillip Lim Silk Sequined T-shirt Dress? $895 Black stockings? $15 Eating an entire turkey without sucking your gut in for photos? Priceless.

  $895 at Net-a-Porter | Buy

  

  | Posted 18 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• INC International Concepts Dress, Sleeveless Sequin Stripe

  

  Could you stand in the middle of the room and spin for me? Thanks.

  $99 at Macy's | Buy

  

  | Posted 18 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Asymmetric jersey gown

  

  If you can tolerate an entire evening of people singing “Lady in Red” without it ruining the dress for you, you’re qualified.

  $275 at Net-a-Porter | Buy

  

  | Posted 17 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Donna Ricco Gathered Neck Sheath Dress

  

  The little black dress in red.

  $158 at Nordstrom | Buy

  

  | Posted 17 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Cowl Back Dress with Leather Yoke

  

  The yoke on this is leather. Good thing you’re such a badass.

  $286 at Shopbop | Buy

  

  | Posted 16 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• The Elena Batwing Dress

  

  So fun to dance in. Or make out in.

  $84 at Karmaloop | Buy

  

  | Posted 16 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Twist back jersey dress

  

  Business up front, party in the back.

  $500 at Net-a-Porter | Buy

  

  | Posted 13 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason

• Rachel Rachel Roy Velvet 24 Hour Dress

  

  You’re drinking a Cosmo because it matches your outfit. Does that make it better or worse?

  $97 at Macy's | Buy

  

  | Posted 13 Nov, 2009 by Margaret Mason